Im a real man, I got a real guitar
Im a real man, dont even know where the boys are
I dont want to frighten you little girl, youre so sweet and nice
But I dont want to have to tell you twice
Im a real man, I want to rock like a real man
Dont get no shock from that
Elevator music in your computer program
Baby, howd you like to rock with a real man?
Yes Im a real man, baby, Im not lyin
Im thirty-one years old now and I still dont mind dyin
You can put the voodoo on me, girl
Theres nothing I cant dodge
Check out this lincoln in my garage
Kids, these days, Im talkin about these young folk
Theyre about as wild as pollyanna after she growed up
After a hard day at the casiotone they just dont want to live
Theyre about as dangerous as a junior executive
Im a real man, I want to rock like a real man
Dont get no shock from that
Elevator music in your computer program
Baby, howd you like to rock with a real man?
Every dollar I earn, girl, I let it all burn
And if I wind up in jail
Well theres only one of two thousand, seven hundred and sixty-two women that I know
Who would gladly pay my bail
Now you might say Im just some fool on a boast
But I wasnt gonna hear ya girl from coast to coast
This aint dan rather talkin, this aint the presidents son
But, ah, Im still gonna have my fun
Cause Im a real man, I got to rock like a real man
Dont get no shock from that
Elevator music in your computer program
Baby, howd you like to rock with a real man?
Turn off that elevator music, in your computer program
Baby, howd you like to rock with a real man
Turn off that elevator music, in your computer program
Come on and rock with a real man