I`m A Real Man — текст песни (John Hiatt)

I`m a real man, I got a real guitar
I`m a real man, don`t even know where the boys are
I don`t want to frighten you little girl, you`re so sweet and nice
But I don`t want to have to tell you twice

I`m a real man, I want to rock like a real man
Don`t get no shock from that
Elevator music in your computer program
Baby, how`d you like to rock with a real man?

Yes I`m a real man, baby, I`m not lyin`
I`m thirty-one years old now and I still don`t mind dyin`
You can put the voodoo on me, girl
There`s nothing I can`t dodge
Check out this Lincoln in my garage

Kids, these days, I`m talkin` about these young folk
They`re about as wild as Pollyanna after she growed up
After a hard day at the Casiotone they just don`t want to live
They`re about as dangerous as a junior executive

I`m a real man, I want to rock like a real man
Don`t get no shock from that
Elevator music in your computer program
Baby, how`d you like to rock with a real man?

Every dollar I earn, girl, I let it all burn
And if I wind up in jail
Well there`s only one of two thousand, seven hundred and sixty-two women that I know
Who would gladly pay my bail

Now you might say I`m just some fool on a boast
But I wasn`t gonna hear ya girl from coast to coast
This ain`t Dan Rather talkin`, this ain`t the president`s son
But, ah, I`m still gonna have my fun

Cause` I`m a real man, I got to rock like a real man
Don`t get no shock from that
Elevator music in your computer program
Baby, how`d you like to rock with a real man?

Turn off that elevator music, in your computer program
Baby, how`d you like to rock with a real man
Turn off that elevator music, in your computer program
Come on and rock with a real man