If a custom tailored vet
Asks me out for something wet
When the vet begins to pet--i cry hooray.
But Im always true to you, darlin, in my fashion
Yes, Im always true to you, darlin, in my way.
Ive been asked to have a meal
By a big tycoon in steel,
If the meal includes a deal, accept I may.
But Im always true to you, darlin, in my fashion
Yes, Im always true to you, darlin, in my way.
Theres an oil man known as tex
Who is keen to give me checks.
And his checks, I fear, means that tex is here to stay.
But Im always true to you, darlin, in my fashion
Yes, Im always true to you, darlin, in my way.
From ohio mister thorn
Calls me up from night till morn
Mister thorn once cornered corn and that aint hay
But Im always true to you, darlin, in my fashion
Yes, Im always true to you, darlin, in my way.
From milwaukee mister fritz
Often dines me at the ritz
Mister fritz invented schlitz and schlitz must pay
But Im always true to you, darlin, in my fashion
Yes, Im always true to you, darlin, in my way.
Mister harris, plutocrat, wants to give my cheek a pat
If the harris pat means a paris hat, pay, pay!
But Im always true to you, darlin, in my fashion
Yes, Im always true to you, darlin, in my way.