(David is standing by a bench with a Wet Paint sign. Gordon enters.)
David: Wet paint.
(Gordon sits on bench.)
David: Never sit where you see Wet Paint.
`Cause if you do, you might say, Yipes!
When your brand new clothes are covered with stripes!
(Gordon gets up and finds paint stripes on his clothes.)
David: Wet paint!
It`s so sloppy!
Wet paint!
It`s so gloppy!
Wet paint!
Stay away from wet paint.
(David walks over to Maria, who is standing by a lamp-post with a Wet Paint sign.)
David: Wet paint!
Never touch where you see Wet Paint.
(Maria touches lamp-post, then stops and pulls away her hand, which is now covered with paint.)
David: `Cause if you do, please understand,
You`ll have gunky paint all over your hand!
Wet paint!
It`s so sticky!
Wet paint!
Really icky!
Wet paint!
Stay away from wet paint.
(I don`t remember most of the words to the last verse, except that Gordon and Maria cover David with paint and hang a Wet Paint sign on him.)
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Gordon and Maria: And we`ll hang a Wet Paint sign on you!
Wet paint!
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Wet paint!
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Wet paint!
Stay away from wet paint!
Wet paint!