Rita spits out her laurel leaf
and grabs a piece of my pie
she`s gonna lead me up the mountain path
as the crows fly
Claudette`s pretty quick off the mark
like a polaris missile in heat
she smiles at a hundred miles an hour
and rushes you off your feet
There`s all these friends of mine
they`ve got me suffering
they don`t take a line
they keep me pissing adrenalin
Ratty is nearly unique
looks like a Pre-Raphaelite barb freak
wears dangerous jewellery
got a cast iron personality
Sandie wears an awful lot of silk
says she`s a friend of Mr Acker Bilk
she`s going out of my mind
wants to live on milk
There`s all these friends of mine ...
I was musing on the pool outdoors
about foreign matters and fancy affairs
Betty trimmed my nails with pliers
while eating avocado pears
Norman`s sobbing cos his make-up`s
running away with itself
he`s heading for an early grave
scared to death about the state of his health
There`s all these friends of mine ...