Got myself a woman
Nasty as can be - nasty, nasty
When my womans time comes
She gets downright dirty with me
cause Im a nasty man with a nasty plan
Im a nasty man, humpin and a-bumpin anytime I can
Bonin is a thang in which overindulgence is never enough
And when the fish aint bitin life gets frightening
So hang tough, hold on to your stuff
The pussycat is playin with the ball in the yard
And the dog is biting his bone
Felt so good to the ball the bone got hard
Felt so good it blew the ball apart
My womans got a man
Nasty lil ole me - nasty, nasty
She knows Im game for anything
And shell never set me free
cause Im a nasty man with a nasty plan
Im a nasty man, humpin and a-bumpin anytime I can
Aint nuthin Id rather be doin
Than hoochie hoochie hoochie gooin
Aint nuthin Id rather be doin!
Than sweatin, chewin and spewin
When my womans all alone
And her nasty man cant help - nasty, nasty
She will use her fingers and precious time
To get acquainted with herself
cause Im a nasty man with a nasty plan
Im a nasty man, humpin and a-bumpin anytime I can
Would you rather be-walking the dog ?
Or petting the cat ?
I like a nasty man
Aint nuthin Id rather be doin