Gareth Southgate stood on the spot
Couldn`t believe the chance he got
He`d be a hero with one toe punt
But sent it at the keeper oh what a cunt
SOUTHGATE`S GOING HOME, HE`S GOING HOME
SOUTHGATE`S GOING HOME, HE`S GOING HOME
SOUTHGATE`S GOING HOME - OH NO HE`S MISSED THE BUS
Should he hit to the left
Should he hit to the right
Don`t really matter coz he was shite
That`s the way our luck goes
Couldn`t see the ball coz of the size of his nose
If I score this it`ll be a killer
Coz they won`t let me at Aston Villa
Didn`t take a run up for the kick
Even me mum thinks I`m a prick
DANCE NOW WHATEVER YOU WILL BE
BUT HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY
SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN
WHEREVER WE MAY BE
COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY