FBI Guy In Green Suit and Sunglasses: V
This is a vase
That I`ll put in this vat
Away from the villain in the panama hat
(he walks off stage, the villain arrives right afterwards)
Villain In The Panama Hat: I am the villain in the panama hat
And I`m after that vase
That`s here in this vat
(evil laugh as he pulls the vase out of the vat)
I`ll fill it with vinegar
And throw in some varnish
And top that all off with some violets for garnish
(evil laugh)
And now I will slip it
Here under my vest
(opens his vest to insert the vase and the FBI Guy pops out of his jacket)
FBI Guy: Oh, no you don`t, villain!
You`re under arrest!
(whips out handcuffs, the villain frowns and the FBI Guy smiles)
V!