Yo, I used to be in love with this girl named Jill
I know why, because she had the butt like that of a hill
But you couldn`t tell me nothin, cause Jill was number one
Cause to me, oh my God, how she made me come
I shoulda knew the consequences from the get-go
She would use me like a puppy from a pet show
But like a fool in love I fell for her game
But ah - I got mine everytime I came
You know the place, Flatbush Avenue
Where I first met the hoe, I said, Yo, haven`t you
Been around before, did we get down before?
I forget, but I bet I met you in a store
Mickey D`s - yeah, now I remember
She said, That was for school, I needed money in September
Cause I`m a member of the Booster Squad
And I was thinkin to myself: I knocked her boots so hard
That`s just what I did, until we had a kid
Now the bitch got half my money, plus the crib
Plus the car, plus the limo with the bar
But I guess that`s what you get when you`re livin like a star
Livin like a
Livin like a
Livin like a star
Every day I wake up, I take up my pen
I write a dope rhyme, then I stretch and bend
And I excercise, wipe the boogers out my eyes
And so on... let me go on to the surprise
I`m chillin in my couch in a slouch-like position
Thinkin of a way to spend the day like fishin
Nah - dairy - yeah - cheese
Yo, that`s the way to go, but no polly-o, please
Picked up the phonebook, lookin at the pages
Lookin at the star rating right beside the ages
Looked under `x` for `sex` and saw Stacy
Yeah, you know the one that we call Dick Tracy
Yes, I think that she can solve my case
So I call her on the phone, she was home alone
She said, Come over to my place, I`ll cook dinner
Ring-ring-ring-ring - I think we got a winner
Threw on some dip for the trip across town
Yo, I got to go, cause the hoe is down
So I hopped inside of the rented Corolla
Saw another girlie, she was pushin on a stroller
I said, Yo baby, then Hello, mother
And then I said, Wait a minute, where is the other?
She said, he said, he wasn`t stayin with her
But maybe we can drop the baby by the sitter
And go for a ride, if I was you, I`d consider
I dropped the kid off about three blocks away
Went back to the Bush to collect my pay
When I got to the crib ma dukes was home
So I couldn`t go inside, cause then I couldn`t bone
Bone - T-Bone - yeah, good thinkin
Got to his crib faster than you could blink, and
T-Bone was home alone, I said, T
You got to look out now, come on now, this is me
I got cheese, and she`s bein naughty
I heard some footsteps, then came 40
40 Lover smooth like groove to the butter
He was busy guzzlin a 40 like water
He said, Ed, let`s go get another
No, get two for me, you and my brother
I said, Bet, while I jet just wait
Went outside just a minute too late
I didn`t know where the hell honey dip went till
I saw the cheese breeze by in my rental
Oh, it`s sugar, she stole my car
But I guess that`s what you get when you`re livin like a star
Livin like a
Livin like a
Livin like a star
Livin like a
Livin like a
(Super) (superstar)
Livin like a
Livin like a
Livin like a star
(Every other month I get a brand new car)
