The U Lecture — текст песни (Sesame Street)

Ernie (spoken): Hi there. Ernie here. And now, we`ll have Professor Hastings lecture us on the next letter of the alphabet: the letter U. Uhhhh, professor?

Professor: Huh?! Huh?! Ah, yes. Good day.

(sung) U is for underpass, U is for underwear, U is for... uhhh... uuhh... (falls asleep)

(alarm clock rings)

Ernie (spoken): Up, professor!

Professor: Huh?! Huh?! Uhm...

(sung) U is for upper plate, U is for undulate, U is for... uhhhh... uhh... (falls asleep)

(alarm clock rings)

Ernie: (spoken) Up, professor!

Professor: Huh?! Huh?!

(sung) One straight line going down and smoothly curving `round
And heading straight up the other way
U is unusual
U is unquestionably
The start of USA

(spoken) Which began when the United States... uhmm... united... that`s another U word.

(sung) As is unicorn
Ukulele, uniform and
U also sounds like
Uncle... umbrella... umpire... uhmm... (falls asleep)

(alarm clock rings)

Ernie: Up, professor, up!

Professor: Huh?! Huh?! Who?!

Ernie: U!