The Grouch Song — текст песни (Sesame Street)

If you wake up in the morning mean and grumpy
And you frown at ev`rybody that you see
If you like your oatmeal nice and cold and lumpy
Then you`re a grouch like me

If you love it when it`s wet and cold and raining
And the music that you like is all off key
If you`re happiest whenever you`re complaining
Then you`re a grouch like me

If you hate it when your grandma kisses you
You know what? Well me, too!
If you love to see a garbage truck roll by
You know what? So do I!
And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty
And that ice cream is yucchy as can be
If you can`t stand a cuddly little kitty, then you`re a grouch like me

If you hate it when your grandma kisses you
You know what? Well me, too!
If you love to see a garbage truck roll by
You know what? So do I!
And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty
And that ice cream is yucchy as can be
If you can`t stand a cuddly little kitty
And you`d like to chase her up the nearest tree
Then you can be pretty sure that you`re a grouch like me