Menfolks just dont understand sympathy
For a wretch like me Im a handle to wind the tongue
Just a bitch in heat menfolks
Just cant even see my fifty puppies and tits to my knees stretch marks
Hair like grease just a bitch in heat
Yeah I want it so bad Im howlin and all you dogs sniffin butts outside
Dont need it half as much as me...
Dachshunds and st. bernards going mad in my front yard big and small
Ill have em all just a bitch in heat menfolks just cant conceive
Im at the mercy of chemistry every spring
You get itchy feet aint nothin compared to this heat
Im honey in heat with nothin to do
cept wait around for mutts like you guess
Im just an easy lay until the day they get me...
Yeah I want it so bad Im howlin
And all you dogs sniffin butts outside dont need it half as much as
Yeah I want it so bad Im howlin and all you dogs sniffin butts
Outside dont need it half as much as me