When I lost Homer, well I went downtown
To the man at the Animal Lost and Found
I said, Have you seen Homer, he`s as cute as can be?
And the man brought a cuddly puppy to me
And I said
Whoa, no, that`s not Homer!
Wo wo, that`s not Homer!
Oh oh, Homer
Homer where can you be?
And the man said,
Describe your pet to me.
I did, but okay
I said, Homer`s got four legs, he`s got two eyes
He`s the sweetest pet, he`s the perfect size
He doesn`t go woof, and he doesn`t go meow.
And the man brought me back an old moo-cow!
And I said
Whoa, no, that`s not Homer!
Wo wo, that`s not Homer!
Oh oh, Homer
Homer where can you be?
And the man said,
Describe your pet to me.
I`ll try again
I said Homer`s got two eyes, and he`s got four legs
He doesn`t have wings and he doesn`t lay eggs
He`s got two big ears that are kind of funny.
And the man brought me out a furry bunny
And I said
Whoa, no, that`s not Homer!
Wo wo, that`s not Homer!
Oh oh, Homer
Homer where can you be?
And the man said,
Describe your pet to me.
Get it right!
I said, Homer`s got big ears and a special nose
That`s shaped long and thin like a garden hose.
He said, Now I see. and away he went
And he brought back Homer, my pet elephant!
And I said
Yeah yeah, that`s my Homer!
Say hey, that`s my Homer!
Welcome home, Homer
Homer, I`m as happy as can be!
Oh Homer, I`m so glad I found you
Yay, yay, that`s my Homer
Say hey, welcome home Homer
Oh my Homer
Homer I`m as happy as can be
And the man said
That`s `cause you described your pet to me.
Yes I did, yes I did, yes I did, yes I did
Say hey, that`s my Homer
Welcome home, Homer
Don`t you be roamin` now
Welcome home, Homer
I`m as happy as can be
Yes I am, I`m so glad to see you
(kisses him)
