Here`s the story
Of a sliced baloney
A loaf of bread
A lettuce and some cheese
That were stored
In the refrigerator
Food: Where all we did was freeze!
`Till one morning
Came this guy named Telly
He saw them
And then had more than a hunch
He went and put them all together
Telly: They make a healthy lunch
Food: A healthy lunch
A healthy lunch
Yes, together we make a healthy lunch
So then Telly took some sliced baloney
A wedge of cheese
Some lettuce and some bread and said
Telly: I will make myself a sandwich
Uh huh, that`s what he said
(screen now shows each item popping into a corner, Brady-style, as their names are sung, with Telly`s face appearing in the center at the end)
And that`s the story
Of the sliced baloney
The loaf of bread
The lettuce and the cheese
Telly`s hunch
Brought all of them together
And they became his lunch
Food: We`re Telly`s lunch
We`re Telly`s lunch
And that`s the way we became Telly`s lunch