United States Of Whatever — текст песни (Liam Lynch)

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki

She was, like, all ehhhh

And I was, like, whatever!



Then this chick comes up to me and she`s all, like,

Hey, aren`t you that dude?

And I`m, like, yeah, whatever!



So later I`m at the pool hall

And this girl comes up

And she`s, like, awww

And I`m, like, yeah, whatever!



Cuz this is my

United States of Whatever!

And this is my

United States of Whatever!

And this is my

United States of Whatever!



And then it`s three A.M.

And I`m on the corner, wearing my leather

This dude comes up and he`s, like, hey, punk!

I`m, like, yeah, whatever!



Then I`m throwing dice in the alley

Officer Leroy comes up and is, like,

Hey, I thought I told you...

And I`m, like, yeah, whatever!



And then up comes Zafo

I`m, like, yo, Zafo. What`s up?

He`s, like, nothin`

And I`m, like, that`s cool.



Cuz this is my

United States of Whatever!

And this is my

United States of Whatever!