Swamp Mushy Muddy
Swamp Mushy Muddy
Swamp Mushy Muddy
For a more pleasant spot
A grouch could never wish
Swamp Mushy Muddy
Swamp Mushy Muddy
Swamp Mushy Muddy
Is where grouches love to fish
When I throw my pole in
Or when I go trollin`
I always catch a rubber tire or a pan
It`s ugly and smelly
And awful
And fishing is unlawful
And the air is like my garbage can
Oh, it`s littered and crummy there
Filth and ooze and debris
So I lay on my tummy there
In the slime is where I`m gonna be
Swamp Mushy Muddy
Swamp Mushy Muddy
Where I can fish for trash
That floats upon the foam
Swamp Mushy Muddy, you`re icky
You`re tacky, blach and yicky
Mushy Muddy, disgusting and cruddy
Swamp Mushy Muddy, you`re my second home
You can see the dead flies falling
From a poison ivy bud
It`s revolting and appalling
How I love my Mushy Mud!
Mmmm