[ *car crashes* ]
You wanna ride?
[ *engine starting up* ]
I got a ride
Hey girl, just imagine me and you, along the road
Switchin from silent gear to a moany mode
All you gonna hear is [ *scratching* ] that`s the motor, of course
(But don`t let it get hot, or you`ll feel the force
Hello, my name is Kangol Kid (You can call him Kangol, if you choose)
I`m Dr. Ice (How can you tell?) You can tell by the mous`
And I`m the Educated Rapper (The brainiac
And Mixmaster) woo-hah (The four is back)
Individually speakin, though I`m speakin for the crew
We all have rides, I hope you fellas do too
Mine is very powerful, yes, this is true
Mine can do tricks (What can yours do?)
Mine won`t disagree with me, it`s never frontin
All I gotta say is: Yo, let`s go skeezer huntin!
After those command my ride will stand
Taller and prouder than any man
Crashin through vicious, on wet roads even
In other words, it`s (Skeezin season!)
And brakes of course for my protection
So I don`t waste my fuel injection
I`m makin it clear, the way I steer
I`ll reach my destination - (Ah, I`m here)
I got a ride
I got a ride, and you can look inside
And if I ever die, I wanna die with my ride
I love the way it hugs, the way like it does
You wanna know why? Well, because...
It only takes one passenger when it`s hot
Unless I wanna share it, okay, why not?
Just imagine a volcano when it`s bound to erupt
(You wanna ride?) Come on girl, hurry up
Tell your mother where you`re goin, and don`t forget
If your mother wanna come, tell your pops: Don`t fret
If he wants you home soon, tell him that`s insane
(And if he says: Picture that) consider it framed
(I got a ride) As if you didn`t know
And if I catch a flat, girl, give me a blow
Cause I don`t carry spares, cause spares, they cost
And plus my nuts are too hard to come off
(You dig it?)
You see, my ride is not a stretch-limo Cadillac
To tell the truth, I think my ride is much longer than that
So if you ever see my ride, girl, face to face
I doubt that it`ll fit in your parking space
But I`ll (push) if you wanna (push) if I gotta
And we can even (push) for the hell, why nada?
It`s lovable and huggable and bendable
I won`t sell it to ya, baby, but it`s rentable
And if you`re wonderin why, I`ll tell you what for
(They don`t make rides like this no more)
I got a ride
I got a ride, and you can look inside
And if I ever die, I wanna die with my ride
I love the way it hugs, the way like it does
You wanna know why? Well, because...
You see my ride
A lotta fuel you give it, premium or regular
Any kind of fluid from a female etcetera
Four-wheel drive, so I can get there in a giffy
And turbo-jogs in case I`m lookin for a quickie
But the tighter the roads, the harder I`ll pursue
And my goal in my life with my ride is to shoot
For the finish line, so I can get there quick
Ask Bobby, Jimmy, Jack, or you can even ask (Dick)
You can even ask my mechanic
When she saw my ride, she didn`t panic
You see, I got garages all over these parts
So I can park the ride whenever it gets dark
I got a sunroof, so wide, you can`t miss it
Before I stick my head out, I gotta unzip it
Hey yo, I never got a ticket, if I do one day
They`ll have a hard time towin this baby away
I got a ride
