Oscar: I`ll give you a song
That I think is tops:
If you keep up this racket,
I`m calling the cops!
(music starts)
David: Oh, Oscar don`t allow no singalong singing here
Oscar don`t allow no singalong singing here
All: Now we don`t care what Oscar don`t allow
Gonna sing some singalongs anyhow
Oscar don`t allow no singalong singing here
Big Bird: Oh yeah
Oscar don`t allow no banjo-strumming here
Oscar don`t allow no banjo-strumming here
All: Now we don`t care what Oscar don`t allow
Gonna strum our banjos anyhow
Oscar don`t allow no banjo-strumming here
Ernie: Now Oscar don`t allow no piano-playing here
Oscar don`t allow no piano-playing here
All: Now we don`t care what Oscar don`t allow
Gonna play our piano anyhow
Oscar don`t allow no piano-playing here
Gordon: Oscar don`t allow no drum-drum drumming here
Oscar don`t allow no drum-drum drumming here
All: Now we don`t care what Oscar don`t allow
Gonna do some drumming anyhow
Oscar don`t allow no drum-drum drumming here
David: Oscar don`t allow no singalong singing here
Oscar don`t allow no singalong singing here
All: Now we don`t care what Oscar don`t allow
Gonna do some singalong singing anyhow
Oscar don`t allow no singalong singing here!
(spoken)
Oscar: Very funny, very funny (door slams)