Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls, presenting Little Jerry and the Monotones!!!!!
(Followed by screams from adoring fans)
(background singers): We`re mad. Very angry, very, very angry.
Real mad. Very angry, very, very angry.
When someone socks me in the eye
And they don`t even tell me why, that makes me mad.
(Very angry, very, very angry)
When I`m walkin` down the street
And someone stomps upon my feet, that makes me mad.
(Ya, we`re angry, very, very angry)
My hands get shakey and my knees get weak,
My voice sounds funny when I`m tryin` to speak,
Don`t wanna see no one till way next week when I get MAD!
(Very angry, very, very angry. So mad. Very angry, very, very angry)
When I try to climb a tree
And then I fall and hurt my knee, that makes me mad.
(Very angry, very, very angry)
And when I see some girls and boys
And they won`t let me share their toys, that makes me mad!!
Well, I feel so angry that I want to roar,
Wanna run home and slam the door,
Don`t wanna see nobody no more whan I get mad!
(Very angry, very, very angry)
When I get mad, my face turns red,
My hair stands up on the top of my head,
I start crying and it`s a terrible scene,
I wanna let out a scream, WAAAAAHHHHH!
When I see some kids at play
And they tell ME to go away that makes me mad.
(Very angry, very, very angry)
My brother`s naughty as can be
And then my mother yells at me, that makes me mad!
(Very angry, very, very angry)
Well, I get so mad, I stamp and shout,
I scream and yell, and I frown and pout,
Now this song is done and you`ve learned about bein` mad!!!
WAAAHHHHHHH!!!!