Beer Goggles — текст песни (Lagwagon)

The turn out tonight is weak
The crowd is looking meager
Only 40 to 50 in the flock
but 3 more beers and I`m playin` Woodstock
And you can probably see that we`re not all that tight
A couple more drinks will alter your sight
That does not mean fight
I`m not saying I have to be drunk
but tequila shots make it more fun
I`m havin` fun
(Chorus)
Oh, Beer Goggles
I love to put them on
Next to eachother at the bar
She`s thinkin` he`s the one
I`m thinkin` where`s my car
She thinks I look good
Obviously she didn`t smell that fart
Oh, what kind of cologne is that you`re wearing?
Hey man, it`s a start
Hi, my name`s Barbie
My name`s Ken
The perfect couple `cause we`re drunk in the head
I`m drunk again
(Repeat Chorus)
And one size fits all!!!