I got a dichotomy inside of me like sodomy my brain and body
fight on the potty part
of me wants a lobotomy
It`s botherin me you need to bottle me into a pill sell me at
CVS next to the dill
Viagra for the terminally ill
Sick and out of control I tried Chicken Soup for the Soul, a
dick in my hole, but that didn`t
roll
Like grassy knoll I shoot my mouth off take my top off on
Get my rocks off on Prada knockoff I`m gone, I cop rock on the
dope block I`d rather rot than
cop dope
I`d rather snot than snort coke I cope with Diet Coke, no pope
no beau elope alone on the low
No dough but for those in the know, I`m famous you know? (No)
Sick of talk I`d rather cough sick of rap mixed with rock
Sick of Kid Rock makin off on the chart while I`m caught makin art
I`m a narc smokin trees in the dark part of the car park-Keep
on Moving I stopped
Ache for home but can`t go there surrounded and lonely I don`t care
But you see, I really do, I do…Don`t let the look fool you
I`m the worst I`m the best I`m a mess I`m a stress
This is the first time you heard this song but then you know the rest
My Lex -no Lex my Tech decks are all wrecked
My ex is on Ex I`m a sex symbol and no sex
I`m shy and kinda awkward when it comes to the men
But I`m Princess Superstar and I got a big mouth like the men-Watch
I`m horny cut like Lizzie Borden fuck this biz I`m bored n keep
a Source award
Locked in a mental ward with a guard warden
An oxymoron-I`m a moron and I swore on the Koran I`d never be poor
But now I`m tourin for Ѕ the door and watch porn at 4 in the
mornin recordin the bass player
snorin
At the Red Roof Inn while Korn gets bored at the Four Seasons
Hardcore and don`t drink I`m part Mormon my Minora, lord, I got
Christmas decorations
Impatient I`m patient paid like Peter Gatien erasin past ace education,
My brother was once at Yale now he`s on methadone-Nice vacation
Paradox got a pair of rocks in a jewel box but the type of rocks
you find in ya tool box
Your school socks bust locks in ya mind dine like a lion pack
I leave the meek behind
Line drive like a lineback I`m weak for weeks at a time
Peep me look like a prep speak like a freak lead like a sheep
love animals eat lots of meat
White but rhyme on the beat speak at the beep
…Are you there? I can`t sleep, my new song is amazing
but like not good enough to keep
I`m starving I can`t eat, I`m hot I got cold feet, hope you sleep
better than me
Hope you feel better than me…My life it`s just a dichotomy
(And I`m smart but did I use that word properly?)
