You talk about the weather
Sun`s out - it`s gonna rain
It`s gonna pour down.
Take a drive - no car
Take walk - let`s stay home
And fool around.
You talk about religion
Moses - Jezebel
Go to church - go to bed
Godspell - go to Hell
Why can`t you talk dirty?
I like it, when you talk dirty
You talk about politics
White House - whore house
Revolution - prostitution
President - Mickey Mouse.
You talk about music
Chopin - too square
Heavy metal - too loud
Top twenty - who cares?
Why can`t you talk dirty?
I like it, when you talk dirty.
Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse - White House
Filthy naked poses - Moses
Masochism, sadism, lesbianism - communism
Suntan, striptease, can-can - Chopin.
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You talk about painting
Van Gough - kiss my, ear
Gaugin - go where?
Van Dyke - she`s queer.
You talk about Shakespeare
Romeo - or Juliet
Dickens - good idea
Oliver Twist - not quite yet
Why can`t you talk dirty?
I like it, when you talk dirty.
Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse - White House
Filthy naked poses - Moses
Masochism, sadism, lesbianism - communism
Suntan, striptease, can-can - Chopin
Talk dirty, talk dirty
Talk dirty, talk dirty
Talk dirty, talk dirty