(J. Entwistle)
Track Music, Inc.
My life`s in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I`m gonna be
I ain`t been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me
Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A back belt Judo expert with a machine gun
Gonna buy a tank and an airplane
When she catches up with me
Won`t be no time to explain
She thinks I`ve been with another woman
And that`s enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I`ll still be alive
All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct
Got picked up by the law
And now I ain`t got time to think
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won`t be no time to explain
She thinks I`ve been with another woman
And that`s enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I`ll still be alive
And I`m oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more
She`s comin`!
She`s comin`!