Ernie: Gee, Bert, it`s so much fun, I know you`ll like it once we`ve begun
Bert: Ernie, I`ve gotta wash my hair, I`ve gotta scrub my toes
Ernie: We Bert, will have a ball, if I can get you to sing at all
Bert: No, I refuse to sing along I won`t
So please don`t ask me if I want to `cause I don`t
Although for you I would do almost anything
Along is one way which I do not want to sing
Ernie: Ole Buddy, it`ll make you happy
When you start to sing a snappy
Little number that will bounce you right along
Bert: No!
Ernie: Like Farmer In The Dell or Old McDonald Had A Farm or maybe What`s The Name Of That Song
Bert: No
Ernie: So if you have a lot of choice,
You`ll love it that you`ve got a voice
And even though the notes you sing are wrong
Bert: ERNIE!!
Ernie: You`ll do a favor for us
If you lift your voice in chorus
For a swinging sing along song
(Duet: singing these parts at the same time)
Bert: I refuse to sing along I won`t
So please don`t ask me if I want to `cause I don`t
Although for you I would do almost anything
Along is one way which I do not want to sing
Ernie: Ole Buddy, it`ll make you happy
When you start to sing a snappy
Little number that will bounce you right along
Like Farmer In The Dell or Old McDonald Had A Farm or maybe What`s The Name Of That Song
So if you have a lot of choice,
You`ll love it that you`ve got a voice
And even though the notes you sing are wrong
You`ll do a favor for us
If you lift your voice in chorus
For a swinging sing along song
Bert: Ernie!!!
Ernie: Please Bert, you`ll like it too
We`ll sing together, just me and you
Bert: AARGH!!
No, I refuse to sing along that`s it!!!!
And in the bathroom it`s ridiculous, I quit!! That`s that!
That`s that!
Ernie: Gee Bert, that was terrific!