Inside every teenage girl theres a fountain
Inside every young pair of pants theres a mountain
Inside every mothers eyes is tommy tinkrems bed
Inside every candidate waits a grateful dead
I make it a thing, when Im on my own to relieve myself
I make it a thing, when I gazelle on stage to believe in myself
I make it a thing, to glance in window panes and look pleased with myself
Yeah, and pretend Im walking home
I took it so bad, I sat in the correction room
Took me a fag, and a kick in the moon
Well, I aint gonna suck no radar wing
Because inside this tin is tin
Would you like to techno-plate cause Im your candidate
Oh yeah
Its a matter of life
And the way you walk, youve got a brylcream queen
Its a matter of tact
In the things you talk, that keeps his passport clean
A matter of fact
That a cock aint a cock on a twelve inch screen
So Ill pretend Im walking home
You dont have to scream a lot to keep an age in tune
You dont have to scream a lot to predict monsoons
You dont have to paint my contact black
Now Ive hustled a pair of jeans
Do I have to give your money back when Im the fuhrerling
Ill make you a deal
Ill say I came from from earth and my tongue is taped
Ill make you a deal
You can get your kicks on the candidate
Ill make you a deal
For your futures sake, Im the candidate
Lets pretend were walking home
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Im the candidate
Im the candidate
Vote now for the candidate