It`s your birthday, and you`re not here
And it makes me want to shed a grouchy tear
`Cause on your day of birth, worm
I wish you were on Earth, worm
Instead you`re high above
The atmosphere
Oh what can you do when your pet
Is as far away as he can get?
He`s not in New Jersey, he`s not in Cancun
He`s on his way back from a trip to the moon
And I wanna say Happy Birthday
I wanna say it face to face
I wanna say Happy Birthday to Slimey
But he`s out there in space
Oh what`s a grouch supposed to do
When he`s feelin` this lonely and blue?
I`m feelin` too sad to be grouchy and mean
With me and the moon, and my worm in between
`Cause I wanna say Happy Birthday
I wanna say it face to face
I wanna say Happy Birthday to Slimey
But he`s out there in space
Oh yeah
He`s out there in space
Oh dear