Spoken:
Cookie Monster: Good evening, and welcome to Monsterpiece Theatre. Me your host, Alistair Cookie. Tonight, me present good old-fashioned musical called, Guys and Dolls. It all about guys and their dolls. So now, Guys and Dolls.
Sung:
Herry: When you see a really strong guy
Battin` balls way up to the sky
There could be a chance the guy`s got a doll
Female orange-haired monster: When you meet a really smart gal
With a doll that`s her very best pal
It just might be
She`s got a truck
She races `round her room
`Cause she likes to go vroom-vroom
Vroom-vroom
Herry: When a guy`s got himself tucked in
Who does he want tucked in with him
Who`s he keep by him while he dreams all night
It`s not his bat
It`s not his baseball
It`s his favorite doll
He likes to hug most of all
`Cause some guys really like to
Some guys really like to play with dolls
Female: When it`s time to say good-night
Who`s a girl wanna hug real tight
Who`s she keep by her while she closes her eyes
It`s not her doll
It`s not her teddy
It`s her favorite truck, yeah!
She`s tucked in her bed, see?
`Cause some girls really like to
Some girls really like to play with trucks
Both: Yes, we really like to
We really like to play with ...
Herry: Dolls!
Female: Trucks!
Herry: Sleep tight, dolly!
Female: Vroom-vroom!
Scene changes to Monsterpiece Theatre set, Cookie Monster now has a doll in his hands.
Cookie Monster: Now, that music me can hum to! Right dolly? Ahh-haaa, you liked it too? This Alistair Cookie saying good night. Say good night, dolly. (he moves her body up and down and changes his voice slightly) Good night, dolly. Ahhh-haaa-haaa.