Lazy Man — текст песни (The Blue Dogs)

It`s not that I don`t love you, you know how much I do
It`s not that I`m afraid at all, or that I`m feeling blue
I`m not angry I`m not sick, there`s nothing wrong me
You must understand my love I`m lazy, lazy as can be

I`m a lazy, lazy man I stay as lazy as I can
Heaven to me is watching Jeopardy! with my feet up on your upholstery
Waking up and working are two kinds of hell
Loafing is a sacred vow
If you`re watching you might be able to tell, I`m rolling over now

Go ahead, take a walk if you like
Play some tennis, water plants, ride your bike
I`ll be here inanimate, idle, pardon me if I appear suicidal
Oh I lay my head on a hard loaf of bread wake me when the meal is through
Breakfast in bed would be better instead, if I only didn`t have to chew

I`m a lazy, lazy man I stay as lazy as I can
Heaven to me is watching Jeopardy! with my feet up on your upholstery
Waking up and working are two kinds of hell
Loafing is a sacred vow
If you`re watching you might be able to tell, I`m rolling over now