you don`t get your dreamjob
`cause you`re too tall
you miss your wakeup-call
a drunken guy crashed in your car
can`t pay for your drinks at the bar
your boss said it was nice to work
with you, you think he`s just a jerk
the new shoes you bought
are ruined after a mile
the sheets are warm
the fridge is filled
what`s up buddy
everthing`s so funny
living in the land, the land of milk and honey
the land of milk and honey
and now your girlfriend sold
your favourite cd
they`ve towed your car away
while watching girls you fell from a tree
and that was hard
but now the best
you haven`t seen one girl undressed
mummy said they`ll take you
out of college