Creatures in My House — текст песни (The Blue Dogs)

Well, I`ve got creatures, living in my house y`all
Very messy, yeah they`re getting me down
A salamander nibbling at the food on my plate
And his friend Mr. lizard,
Talks about the folks he don`t appreciate
Well there`s the crickets
Coming out at night and messing with my stereo
They`s a monkey prowlin` around my cookie looking for a Oreo
Who`s that sittin` on my back porch drinking a Michelob
Yes a striped coon sitting in my closet chewing on my bathrobe

Well, I`ve got creatures, living in my house y`all
I don`t despise them, but I`m just tired of it all
Hippopotamus just sitting in the bathtub reading my books
And a walrus in the stairway, is always giving me, the funniest looks
I got spiders in my nose
I got gators hanging and biting on my toes
The exterminator man he got so scared that he froze
For all i been down ain`t the same road i chose
I got creatures in my house
But that`s all right
They all right