Ernie Helps Bert With His Sneeze — текст песни (Sesame Street)

Bert: Ahhhh....ahhhh....

Ernie: Hey Bert, what`s wrong?

Bert: I think I`m going to sneeze.

Ernie: Bert, you can`t sneeze, you don`t have a hanky. You can`t sneeze without a hanky.

Bert: I know, can you go get one, Ernie? Please hurry!

Ernie: Wait right there. (he runs off, returns with a large hanky) Okay you can sneeze now.

Bert: Ahh, ahhh, just hold it right there, Ernie.

Ernie: Just sneeze any way you want to.

Bert: Hold it that way, aaaahhhh, AAAhhhhh, I can feel it coming, AAAAAHHHH, It`s going to be a big one--AAACCCCCHHHHOOOOoooo!!! (Bert buries his nose in the hanky, but when he lifts his head, his nose is still in Ernie`s hand!) (nasally) That`s better! Thanks, Ernie.

Ernie: Uh, Bert? (taps him on the shoulder, shows him his nose.) This here`s your nose. Looks like you sneezed your nose off.

Bert: (nasal) Rats! (pause) Ernie, can you keep this quiet? Draw the drapes and...(softly) and put my nose back on!

Ernie: Why of course, kehehehe! That`s what friends are for, aren`t they, kehehehe?! They put their friends` noses back on!

Bert: (nasal) Ernie, cut the clowning, and just put my nose back on!

Ernie: Okay, okay. (Bert bends down, Ernie sticks it way over on the right side of his face, then starts laughing again)

Bert: Ernie, what are you doing? That`s not where my nose goes!

Ernie: Kehehehe! You should see where your nose is, Bert, kehehehe!

Bert: I can see it, yeah, out of my left eye I can see it! C`mon, Ernie, you know where it goes!

Ernie: Okay, just a minute. (Ernie pulls Bert`s nose off and then sticks it above Bert`s eyebrows, starts laughing again.)

Bert: Is that your idea of where my nose goes? You know where it belongs!

Ernie: Kehehehe, it looks pretty funny right where it is, kehehehe!

Bert: Ho-ho. C`mon, Ernie, you know what to do, do it right! (Bert bends down again, and Ernie moves Bert`s nose down below Bert`s chin, then laughes some more)

Ernie: Kehehehe! You should see where it is now!

Bert: ERNIE! C`mon now, quit clowning around, do it right!

Ernie: Okay, hang on. (Ernie finally puts Bert`s nose where it belongs) There!

Bert: Thanks, Ern. (pause) Oh no!

Ernie: What`s the matter?

Bert: I think I`m going to sneeze again!