(spoken)
Announcer`s Voice: WELCOME TO SONY THEATRES! (This line was changed to welcome to Loews Theaters when Sony Theatres was changed to Loews)
(scene switch to Big Bird and the Muppets in a big, I mean, a BIG theater! I mean, a really big and huge theater)
Big Bird: Grab a seat!
Elmo: Excuse Elmo. (he keeps saying this while he keeps passing the moviegoers by until we hear this)
Grover: ELMO???!!! I just washed the fur!
Elmo: Sorry.
(Sung)
All: Here`s our theater
Here`s our seats
That`s the lobby
Singing Popcorn: We`re the eats!
All: [ Not sure about this word ] ...the tickets!
Oinker Sisters: Wo, wo, wo!
That`s the exit where you go
All: And don`t forget to watch the movie
Don`t forget to watch the show
Baby Bear: Thank you very much for coming
(I like Baby Bear`s part because he bears a striking resemblance to Elmer Fudd when he talks, so it sounds like vewwy instead of very)
All: HELLO!!
(They start greeting the guests! Hola! Greetings, etc.)
Remember--
Zoe: Don`t talk!
Bert, Ernie, and the rest: (hushed) Don`t talk
During the movie
(loudly) DURING THE MOVIE!
All: Don`t smoke!
Don`t smoke!
Benny Rabbit: Hey, it isn`t legal!
All: It isn`t legal
Telly: Don`t litter
All: Throw away your trash
Oscar: (spoken) Movies are a lot more fun than ever!
All: (sung) And also, don`t surf! Don`t surf!
Herry and ???: There is no water!
Elmo: THERE IS NO WATER??!????
All: Don`t dance with a bear
Don`t sing grand opera
Gladys The Cow: Moo-moo-moo-moo-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(On the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it comes to the fact that Gladys`s voice echoes in reverbish style because she`s close, way too close to the camera!)
All: Don`t munch on a chair!
Don`t do this!
(RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT?)
Don`t do that!
(HOOOOOOOOOOOONK!)
Don`t do any of these!
(They start doing funny stuff e.g. replace nose, blow raspberry and this)
Mumford: (spoken) A la peanut butter sandwiches!
(Everyone onscreen disappears -- well, almost everyone)
Count: And also...
All: (sung) Don`t forget to watch the movie!
Don`t forget to watch the show!
Elmo: (spoken) ENOUGH DON`TS!!!!
All: (sung) Don`t forget to watch the movie!
Let`s GO!
Bobo ???: (spoken) LEEEEEEEET`S GO!!!
All: (chanting) Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Movie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie...
