The Count: Oh, Count von Count`s continuous country cookin` downhome diner
If you like home cookin` try it Transylvanian style
At Count von Count`s continuous country cookin` downhome diner
Come inside and open wide, it`s love at first bite
Ernie: Let me see...
I`ll have a number four - the one minute egg
And three strips of bacon on the side
Wait a minute...
On second thought, I`ll have some cereal instead
Cookie Monster: Me settle for cookie sandwich on rye
The Count: At Count von Count`s continuous country cookin` downhome diner (ha ha)
If you like home cookin` try it Transylvanian style
At Count von Count`s continuous country cookin` downhome diner
Come inside and open wide, it`s love at first bite
Grover: I will try a number five - the business monster`s lunch
And a bowl of alphabet soup, A to Z (A to Z)
Cookie Monster: Me still want six or seven cookies me can munch
Herry Monster: And a blue plate special for blue monsters like me
The Count: At Count von Count`s continuous country cookin` downhome diner
If you like home cookin` try it Transylvanian style
At Count von Count`s continuous country cookin` downhome diner
Come inside and open wide, it`s love at first bite
Big Bird: I don`t know what to have, I eat like a bird
I guess I`ll have some bird seed on a bun (on a bun)
Bert: Two bowls of oatmeal, for dessert I`m gonna splurge
The Count: Anyone for seconds? Me! That`s one!
Yes, at Count von Count`s continuous country cookin` downhome diner
If you like home cookin` try it Transylvanian style
At Count von Count`s continuous country cookin` downhome diner
Come inside and open wide, it`s love at first bite
Come inside and open wide, it`s love at first bite
Come and get it!