Go To Hell — текст песни (captain tractor)

I was there on the day that you died
And I`m the only one here as they bury your hide
And this is the last time I`ll be by your side
Well the world is one soul fewer
The preacher says the last rites so well
Says you`re going to Heaven and not to Hell
But he has to say that and I know damn well
That you`re Satan bound
REFRAIN:
So if you go to Hell
would you get me something nice
Maybe a T-Shirt or maybe a hat
or maybe some loaded dice
And if you go to Hell
would you at least send me a card
So I`ll know how you`re doing
And I`ll know where you are
Well you never did care how much you did drink
And you never did care what the others did think
And I`ve got a feeling that now that you`re dead
You won`t even remember my name
I used to write and you`d never write back
I`d call on my card and you`d call me collect
You never bought gifts and you never left tips
But it`s never too late for a change
REFRAIN
So go to Hell you bastard
Live painfully ever after
You`ll burn for all eternity
No one rides for free
There`s only one way to escape Satan`s flames
If you`re willing to pay to clear your bad name
This is the place and now is the time
So come on give me a sign
REFRAIN
Burn for all eternity and save a seat for me