When I woke up this morning I was feelin` fine
But this cat starts banging man what a swine.
So I called reception but to no avail
That`s why I`m telling you this sorry tale.
It went bang - I said shut up
It went bang - I said rap up.
Well I`m aware that the guy must do his work
But the piledriver man drove me berserk.
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot d`ya want
Once a lifetime
twice a day
If you don`t work you get no pay.
I been to the east
I been to the west
But the girls I like best are the ones undressed.
Well
hello Adam
where you been?
I said a`stand aside `cause I`m feelin` mean
I`ve had a gutful of you and I`m feelin` bad
`Cause you`re an ugly old pirate and ain`t I glad.
He said captain
I said wot
. . .
He said captain
I said wot
. . .