Hello Sir — текст песни (Robbie Williams)

Hello Sir, remember me?
I`m the man you thought I`d never be
The boy who you reduced to tears
Lad called `thingy` for six whole years.

Yes, that`s right, my name`s Bob
The one who landed the pop star`s job
The one you told, look don`t touch
The kid who wouldn`t amount to much.

Well, I`m here and you`re still there
With a fake sports car and receding hair.
Dodgy Farah trousers that you think are smart
Married to the woman who teaches art.

Married to the life, married to the school
I wanna sing and dance Sir; now who`s the fool?
Sing and dance, you thought I was barmy
Settle down thingy, join the army.

And who are you to tell me this?
The dream I want I`ll have to miss
Sir is God, he`s been given the right
To structure lives overnight.

Now I know life`s true path
Tanks and guns that`ll be a laugh
No, not me I`m a mega civilian
I won`t lead my life riding pillion.

But thanks for the advice and I`m sure it`ll do
For the negative dickheads just like you.
As for now I`ve a different weapon
Stage and sceen is about to beckon.

And here I sit in first class
Bollocks Sir, kiss my arse...