The Fun Lovin` Criminal — текст песни (Fun Lovin Criminals)

One, two, three and I come with the redneck style
because you know I get paid by the mile, like Avis
I pave this, Fast save this, everybody smile. . .
And act gracious
see I rob banks, I pull pranks, sometimes I eat
franks and knishes,best wishes, I`m vicious and here
I am again like CNN. Delivery my friend.

Stick `em up punk, it`s the Fun Lovin` Criminal

Yes we bug a lot and my friends is loud and. . .
I`m more freaky than Disco 2000
I scream, I yell, I bark, I bite
I`ll hit you with an egg on a hot summer night
I never let the cops get wind of me
I never say die
I never take myself too seriously
Cause everybody knows fat birds don`t fly

Stick`em up punk, it`s the Fun Lovin` Criminal

Means with the green, murder on your spleen
living in a dream do you know what I mean
goateed indeed, smart like John Steed
I`ll steal your girlie and I`ll steal your weed
I got so much flavor. . .I always leave you chewin`
I got so many styles you think I`m from the U.N.
I broke into the White House and never got caught
and I`d be Neil Armstrong if I was an astronaut
We`re always optimistic about human relations
We`ve got more friends than my man Peter Gatien
We`re always fun loving, so don`t start bugging
If your girlie comes up and starts kissing and hugging

Stick`em up punk, it`s the Fun Lovin` Criminal