I`ve sung some songs that were lame
I`ve slept with girls on the game.
I`ve got my Catholic shame
Lord I`m in purgatory
Basically it`s all come-on talk for me
I wasn`t me when we met
You haven`t lost my respect
I`m here to serve and protect
What shape of insanity
Keeps leading you back to me?
So put your hands across the water
Oh my Sharon
Monsoon
Come soon
Don`t wanna piss on your parade
I`m here to make money and get laid
Yeah I`m a star but I`ll fade
If you ain`t stickin your knives in me
You will be eventually
To all you Sharons and Michelles
With all your tales to sell
Save your meat money well
I`m glad that spending a night with me
Guaranteed you celebrity.
And I can`t talk in a crowd
When I`m alone I`m too loud
You`ve done your daddy`s proud
Thank you for keeping me company
You`ve all been so nice to me
So put your hands across the water
Oh my Sharon
Monsoon
Come soon
Oh Lord
I feel
Nothing
I know much smarter men
Never got this far
I got too many regrets
I`ve smoked too many cigarrettes
I`ve had more blondes than brunettes
I`m not expecting your symphathy
But it`s all been too much for me
So put your hands across the water
Oh my Sharon
Monsoon
Come soon
[repeat]