Hey lady I`m looking for a jukebox and a barstool that fits my bottom side
Their streets`re just too dark for walking and I`m in no condition to ride
This midnight rider lost his saddle and I`m in no mood for thinking
I need some liquid consolation this night ain`t fit for nothing but drinking
Now honey I know your reputation I know the drinks that you can fix
Don`t get your fingers frosted trying the way I drink it comes already mixed
This weather`s just right for drowning I wanna wash that memory sinking
Bring me one more before the crowd comes this night ain`t fit for nothing but drinking
I wish I had a light to fly by I know I`m bound to crash and burn
I might fall in love again tomorrow you`ll never really get too blue to learn
My baby`s gone the rain is falling there`s not a single star out winking
So come on elbow do your number this night ain`t fit for nothing but drinking
This night ain`t fit for nothing but drinking