I was sittin` in the terminal waitin` for my load
When a greenhorn driver came in off of the road
I heard him tell that foreman get my little pink slip
This run`s too tough and I`m gonna quit
Now the foreman that day happened to be old Joe man he was older than time
He said son how long you been drivin` this rig
You know I drove all shapes forms fashions and kinds
Here you are worried about this one little trip
Why I drove a million miles and then some
He looked that greenhorn right in the eye and he said
“Boy there ain`t no easy run”
I drove for Roadway, Interstate, Hopewell, Great Lakes
Overnight and Time, Mayflower and Freight Line
Specter, Yellow Transit, Western, and Gillete
Redball, Rider Northwestern, Big CF
Beaver & Bell, Hoover & McLeans
Gateway Motor Freight , Transport, Vikings
Dixie, Ohio, & Trans American Some
East Texas, Mason Dixon ,Watkin and Transcon
Wilson Associate got all that drivin` done
And I`ll tell you boy there ain`t no easy runs
Now if you got a gal in Texas they`ll send you up to Maine
If you got a gal in New York they`ll send you out to the plains
I know what your problem is you got woman trouble son
Well like I said there ain`t no easy run
I drove for Navajo, Brady, Goose, DC
North American, Allied, Chicago Motor Freight & Pie
Bee Mac & Curtis, Eastern and NX
Garrett & Ace, Federal & ETM
And Neptune Hereon, Brinks and Sea Lab
Dudley, Dorsey Bekins and Cunningham
Cooper, Mc Roary, Jones & American too
Acme and Central & Standard and Boston Sue
And Yunhan and Buckingham got all that drivin` done
And I`ll tell you boy there ain`t no easy run
I went backward forwards uphill downhill chills spills thrills and pills...
And how about Atlas & Cramer
Alabama, Hiway Express, Murphy Line
And Long, and Harris, General Stickland, Eden & Key
How about that Nashville by-pass on a Friday afternoon
That`ll blow yer shorts off
That`s sumpin else
Then there`s, Atlanta, Daily, McCrae, Wheeling, Rockwell, Gilbert