If I was with a woman, she`d wonder what was happening
Little things would slowly go askew
If I was with a woman, I`d make her quite unhappy
Specially when she did not want me to
If I was with a woman, I`d make believe I loved her
All the time I would not like her much
If I was with a woman, she`d soon become unsettled
I`d show her but I would not let her touch
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing
If I was with a woman, I`d never ask her questions
But if she did not want me to I would
If I was with a woman, I`d offer my indifference
And make quite sure she never understood
Oh, if I was with a woman, I`d threaten to unload her
Every time she asks me to explain
Oh, if I was with a woman, she`d have to learn to cherish
The purity and depth of my disdain
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing
I`ve been with a woman, she took away my spirit
No woman`s coming close to me again
Oh, I`ve been with a woman, she took away my spirit
No woman`s coming close to me again
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing