MCA
All you trekkies and tv addicts
don`t mean to diss
don`t mean to bring static
All you Klingons in your grandma`s house
grab your backstreet friend and get loud
Blowin` doors off the hinges
I`ll grab you with the pincers
and no I didn`t retire
I`ll snatch you up with the needle-nose pliers
Mike D
Like Mutual Of Omaha got the ill boat you never seen before
glidin` in the glades and like Lorne Green you know I get paid
Like Caprese with the Basil
not goofy like Darren or Hazel
I`m a huh ha like Nick At Night
with the classics re-running that you know all right
Adrock
Now remain calm
no alarm `cause my farm ain`t phat
so what`s with that?
I`ve got friends and family that I respect
when I think I`m too good they put me in check
So believe what I say I`m no better than you
except when I rap so I guess it ain`t true
like that and you just don`t stop
guaranteed to make your body rock
Mike D
I said `Doc, what`s the condition?
I`m a man thats on a mission
He said `Son, you`d better listen
stuck in your what! is an electrician.`
Like a scientist, mmm when I`m applyin` this
method of controlling my mind
like Einstein and The Rappin` Duke combined
Adrock
Now `Hey baby Bubba now what`s the deal?
I didn`t know you go for that mass appeal.`
Some call it Salugi, some hot potato
I stole your mic and you won`t see it later
`Cause I work magic like a magician
I add up like a mathemetician
I`m a bank cashier, engineer
I wear cotton but I don`t wear shear
MCA
Shazam! and Abracadabra!
In the whip I`ll cruise right past ya
Yo money, don`t chump yourself
put that what! back on the shelf
Light rays blazin` your out of the phase
and my crews amazin`
We`re workin` on a record yo so just be patient
Adrock
Now I go by the name of the King Adrock
I don`t wear a cup nor a jock
I bring the --- thats beyond bizarre
like Miss Piggy `Who, Moi?` I`m the one with the clientele
you say `Adrock you rock so well`
I`ve got class like Pink champale
MCA grab the mic before the mic goes stale
MCA
Don`t test me
they can`t arrest me
I`ll take right and shoot lefty
You look upset, yo calm down
you look like Cable Guy dunked off of your crown
I flow like smoke out a chimney
you never been me
you wanna rap but what your makin` ain`t hip hop B
Mike D
Now get your clothes right out of the dryer
put the Armor All up on your tire
sport that fresh attire
tonight we goin` out set the town on fire
Set the town ablaze
gonna stun and amaze
gonna throw a craze
make your grandma shake her head and say `Those were the days`
