Speed traps and weight stations and detour signs
Are standin` between me and that baby o`mine
Well I`m two ton over fifty miles from that stateline
Speed traps and weigh stations and detour signs
I told that dock boss he was loadin` me too full
He told me you just drive it son don`t worry what you have to pull
But that old dock boss don`t have a baby like mine
And he don`t have to worry bout crossin` that stateline
Speed traps and weight stations...
There`s a hard hearted lawman that`s a waitin` just for me
With a fistful of tickets that I don`t wanna see
So I gotta find a backroad for this ol` rig o`mine
Cause I`d rather see my baby than that old judge any time
Speed traps and weight stations...
Yeah speed traps and weight stations...