Bully Of The Beach — текст песни (John D. Loudermilk)

Now a great big bully kicked sand in my baby`s face last summer at the beach uhhuh
My baby egged me on until he stomped a hole in me uhhuh
When I woke up somebody told me she had left with him arm in arm
So I went home and I ordered me a book on how to get to be big and strong
Now I`m doing 25 pushups 25 situps dumb bells bar bells boy I`ll teach
The wooly wooly bully of the beach
Cause he is the bully of the beach beach beach
He is the bully of the beach beach beach
I`m gonna study up and then I`ll teach the wooly wooly bully of the beach

Now I gained 20 pounds and felt like a bull so I went down to the beach
Well I saw them together so I went right up was gonna slap him off his feet
Oh I hit him with everything that I had but he didn`t even move
How was I to know that he`d been readin` up one muscle building too
(And the nurse told me this morning before they set the bones that he does)
Five hundred pushups five hundred setups dumb bells bar bells what a freak
The wooly wooly bully of the beach
Cause he is the bully of the beach beach beach
He is the bully of the beach beach beach
But they say I`ll be healed in about a week
And then I`m going back down to see the bully of the beach