She hates my mama
She hates my daddy too
She loves to tell me
She hates the things I do
She loves to lie beside me
Almost every night
Shes no lady shes my wife
The preacher asked her
And she said I do
The preacher asked me
And she said yes he does too
And the preacher said
I pronounce you 99 to life
Son shes no lady shes your wife
And I cant remember
How I met her
Seems like shes always just been hanging here off my right arm
And I cant remember
How I ever
Thought that I just couldnt live without a womans charm
And even though
She loves the smell of french perfume
And even though
She walks around in high-heel shoes
All I know
Is Im the one who pays her price
Man shes no lady shes my wife
And I cant remember
How I met her
Seems like shes always just been hanging here off my right arm
And I cant remember
How I ever
Thought that I just couldnt live without a womans charm
Yea she hates my mama
She hates my daddy too
She loves to tell me
She hates the things I do
She loves to lie beside me
Almost every night
Shes no lady shes my wife