Everybody got a room
Everybody got a room
Everybody got a room
In God`s Hotel.
Everybody got a room.
Well you`ll never see a sign hanging on the door
Sayin `No vacancies anymore`.
Everybody got wings
Everybody got wings
Everybody got wings
In God`s Hotel.
Everybody got wings.
You`ll never see a sign hanging on the door
Sayin `At no time may both feet leave the floor`
Everybody got a harp
Everybody got a harp
Everybody got a harp
In God`s Hotel.
Everybody got a harp.
You`ll never see a sign hanging on the wall
Sayin `No harps allowed in the hotel at all`.
Everybody got a cloud
Everybody got a cloud
Everybody got a cloud
In God`s Hotel.
Everybody got a cloud.
You`ll never see a sign hanging on the wall
Sayin `Smoking and drinking will be thy downfall`.
Everybody hold a hand
Everybody hold a hand
Everybody hold a hand
In God`s Hotel.
Everybody hold a hand.
You`ll never see a sign hung up above your door
`No visitors allowed in rooms, By law!`
Everybody`s halo shines
Everybody`s halo shines
Everybody`s halo shines
In God`s Hotel.
Everybody`s halo lookin` fine.
You won`t see a sign staring at you from the wall
Sayin `Lights out! No burnin the midnight oil!`
Everybody got credit
Everybody got credit
Everybody got credit
In God`s Hotel.
Everybody got good credit.
You`ll never see a sign stuck on the cash-box drawer
Sayin `Credit tommorow!!` or `Want credit?!? Haw, haw haw!!`
Everybody is blind
Everybody is blind
Everybody is blind
In God`s Hotel.
Everybody is blind.
You`ll never see a sign on the front door
`No red skins. No Blacks. And that means you, baw!`
Everybody is deaf
Everybody is deaf
Everybody is deaf
In God`s Hotel.
Everybody is deaf.
You`ll never find a sign peeling off the bar-room wall
`Though shalt not blaspheme, cuss, holler or bawl`.
Everybody is dumb
Everybody is dumb
Everybody is dumb
In God`s Hotel.
Everybody is dumb.
So you`ll never see on the visiting-room wall
`Though shalt not blaspheme, cuss, holler or bawl`.
Everybody got Heaven
Everybody got Heaven
Everybody got Heaven
In God`s Hotel.
Everybody got Heaven.
So you`ll never see scribbled on the bathroom wall
`Let Rosy get ya Heaven, dial 686-8441`