Funky Piano — текст песни (Epmd)

(Chuck D sample: Hear my jam with the funky piano) [scratched 4x]
Straight from Brooklyn from out the projects
it`s DJ Scratch so girls fix your Kotex.
The Ruler; not Slick Rick but the ruler on the mix
with ten or more tricks.
Take flicks prick but please don`t miss this:
watch my DJ cut with his dick.
Yeah slick ain`t it? See your moms fainted
Technique 1200 and watch scratch train it.
I`m a step off and let Scratch collect dough,
while you hear my jam with the funky piano.
(Hear my jam with the funky piano) [scratched 4x]]
(Here with the movement of his hands)
(Who is the best?) [scratch] (Me!) [scratch]
(Stop lying) (Go ask her mother) {all 4x}
[scratch]
PMD:
A brief description, yeah, bust my DJ on the mix.
No line switch, two transform, cuts wit his lips.
And feeds up and down is extra weak,
he strictly cross-fades club mixes every week.
Won`t break a sweat, the man`s sharp on the blade.
Real name George Spivey, sports a high-top fade.
Brothers starin` shocked while the brother is rockin`.
No arrows on the record or marks, or needle poppin`.
From table to table, sports a Gucci cable.
EPMD`s the group, Def Jam is the label.
Now I`m-a step off while Scratch collects his dough,
or rock a funky scratch to the funky piano.
(Hear my jam with the funky piano) [scratched 4x]
(Here with the movement of his hands)
(Who is the best?) [scratch] (Me!) [scratch]
(Stop lying) (Go ask her mother) {all 4x}
[scratching]
(Good God!)